When did I ever say it was scary? I did a picture for a laugh based on the creepypasta and that’s it. If you don’t like the pasta then that’s your choice, and if you don’t like the picture based on that preference then there’s little point sending a message about it.
Prime example of how not to do a creepypasta? No, there are far worse examples out there, but this ain’t great either I admit. Still, just because it’s a bad creepypasta does not mean other’s can’t enjoy it in some way.
As for Funnymouth, yes I have read it as well as many many many more and it’s not even remotely scary. If you think that is truly scary then you are clearly not prepared for what lies in store.